Quaaludes Again Shel Silverstein
(Intro)
She falls
Rolls down
She
And right
It’s
Quaaludes
Quaaludes
If
You know for shorra
(Bridge)
She
And
Makes
She’s
Again
Again
If
Then
He: Baby, you’ve been doing quaaludes again. Well, then who?
She: No. Not me. I don’t have any quaaludes
He: You don’t have ’em cause you took em all already
She: No
He: You had six
She: Nooo…
He: You had six yesterday, right? In your purse?
She: No…
He: How many you got now? Where’d they go?
She: No. I don’t have any
He: That’s what I mean
She: No…
He: Where’d they go? What’d you take?
She: I didn’t take anything. I just had a small… a small headache
He: So what did you take? What did you take for a headache?
She: No… Maybe an aspirin
He: That’s the biggest damned aspirin I’ve ever seen! You did… You keep… Don’t keep
pullin at me! Don’t do that! Don’t do that! c’mon… you’re bumpin’ into the furniture
She: It hurts!
He: What?! I didn’t move ANYTHING around!
She: (moaning)
He: You had FIVE quaaludes in your purse yesterday. You have none today!
She: I gave them away
He: You gave away what? You gave everything away!
She: I gave it to all my friends
He: Yeah. How much time did you see your friends?
She: Well…
He: You were supposed to see them for five minutes?
She: Well… Don’t you know how it is?
He: I DON’T know how it is
She: Nooo…
He: I know you’re doin ‘ludes, and you said… you said that the next time you get them
I should take them away and flush them down the toilet
She: Noooo…
He: Didn’t you say that?
She: NO….noooooo…
He: DON’T keep pullin’ me to the damn bed! I don’t want an old… I’m tellin you… You
are turnin’ me OFF!
(fading away)
He: Now let me tell you… Will you keep your eyes open! Get up!
