Her green plastic watering can[Dmaj9/F#]

For her fake chinese rubberplant

In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubberman[Dmaj9/F#]

In a town full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

It wears her out

She lives with a broken man

A cracked polysterene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eighties

But gravity always wins and

It wears him out (4x)

She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can’t help the feeling

I could blow through the ceiling

If I just turn and run

It wears me out (4x)

If I could be who you wanted

If I could be who you wanted

All the time

A E6 |Bm11|Bm11| A |A,E6|Bm11|Bm11| A |

All the time, ah ah ah

Strumming pattern =

e——–0–0-0—–0–0-0——————————————————————
B——–2–2-2—–2–2-2——————————————————————
G—-2—2–2-2-2—2–2-2——————————————————————
D—-2—2–2-2-2—2–2-2—ETC.———————————————————–
A—-0—| | |-0—| | |——————————————————————
E—-|—| |_|-|—| |_|——————————————————————

|__|_| |__|_|

The dreamy type guitar over the 3rd verse =

e——————————————————————————————-
B———————-2-3-2—————————————————————-
G–2————————–2—6—6-6-6-6-6–6——6—-6—6—-7—9—-11-11-11-11-9
D–2—————————————————————————————-
A–0—————————————————————————————-
E——————————————————————————————-

She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My

e——————————————————————————————-
B——————————————–9-9h10-12————————————–
G-2-2-2-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7—–9–9-9-11-11———–2————————————
D——————————————————2————————————
A——————————————————0————————————
E——————————————————————————————-

plas tic love. etc.

CHORD LIST =

[Dmaj9/F#]  

e-0—0———0—0——0—
B-2—2———2—3——3—
G-2—2———1—2——2—
D-2—0———2—0——0—
A-0—x———2—x——2—
E-x—2———0—x——x—

n.b. the Bm11 is a top radiohead type chord –

in a lot of their songs. As is a Gmaj7/B i.e.

x20032 – (spelled E->e), they v. sound similar.