This refers more or less to the version found at
if you don’t get how to play it Fairly simple chords I think Have fun

Standard tuning

Emadd9 = 024003 B7 = 797877
Am9 = 505500 F# = 244322
Cmaj7 = 81010900 Em7 = 079787
G = 355433 Am7 = 505550

INTRO
Emadd9

VERSE1
Am9 Emadd9
Registration starts at 8, don’t be late or else
Am9 Emadd9
That’s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Am9
We’ll study each and every flower, per credit hour
Cmaj7 G
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

PRE-CHORUS
So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Em7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

CHORUS
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa

VERSE2
Am7
Instead of writing boring papers
Em7
you’ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Am7 Em7
You’ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you’re acing physics
Am7 Cmaj7
You’ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam

PRE-CHORUS
So if you take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
Em7
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement lavatory they’re teaching short-term memory
B7 Em7
Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short-term memory?

CHORUS
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT
Am7 Em7 Am7 B7

VERSE3
Am7 Em7
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he’s been here who knows how long
Am7 Em7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon
Am7
Throughout the days it’s Dr Dre from the payphone era
Cmaj7
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it’s Purple Haze
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

PRE-CHORUS
With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
Em7
I made it through college

CHORUS
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa
La la laa laa la la la laa
Em7
La la laa laa la la la laa

[repeat chorus until end]

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