(Doesn’t matter if it’s out of tune, doesn’t matter if it’s out of tune,
cause you’re cool!)

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I’m cryin’

Sitting on a cornflake, I’m waiting for the van to come

orporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you’ve been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

Mister city, policemen city, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how we run, I’m cryin’

I’m cry, I’m cryin’, I’m cry

Yellow mound of custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye

rab a locker fish-wife, pornographic priestess, man you’ve been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus,

coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an nglish garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don’t come you get your tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus,

coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

xperts sexperts, choking smokers, don’t you think the joker laughs at you

See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I’m cryin’

Semelena pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

lementary penguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus,

coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

oo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

a choo…

du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw….

(I think that’s meaningless live babbling, this is what I make out of it.)