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ig man, pig man, ha ha charade you are

You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are

nd when your hand is on your heart

You’re nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging

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Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find down in the pig mine

You’re nearly a laugh, you’re nearly a laugh

ut you really a cry______

us stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are

You f**ked up old hag, ha ha charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

You’re nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel, you’re hot stuff with a hat pin

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And good fun with a hand gun

You’re nearly a laugh, you’re nearly a laugh

ut you’re really a cry______

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Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are

You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are

You’re trying to keep our feeling off the street

You’re nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused

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You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside

Mary, you’re nearly a treat, Mary, you’re nearly a treat

ut you’re really a cry_____

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